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Unread postby Scott Go Pre » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:48 am

Did I miss something about Chuck? What did he do now that everyone is talking about him?
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Unread postby Mecham » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:04 am

I didnt know people were talking about him..... But i did like his "Sidekicks" movie
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Unread postby bvpv07 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:03 am

ya...I really don't get it either :confused:

anyone care to explain?

thanks scott, I was starting to get worried that I was the only one who was wondering "uh, why chuck norris all of a sudden?" hmm...
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Unread postby Tamaqua Vaulter » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:51 pm

don't question chuck norris.


chuck norris once punched a woman in her vagina because she didn't have excact change.

chcuk norris tears cure cancer
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Unread postby VaultMarq26 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:22 pm

Tamaqua Vaulter wrote:
chcuk norris tears cure cancer


too bad chuck norris never cries
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Unread postby VaultMarq26 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:33 pm

here are two other good ones

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Unread postby Jennapv » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:58 pm

chuck norris once punched a woman in her vagina because she didn't have excact change.


That's a little uncalled for. You could have found a less offensive example to share with other people.
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Unread postby AVC Coach » Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:05 pm

That's what I was thinking. She should have had exact change.
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Unread postby VaultMarq26 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:55 pm

LOL....i love the smart a** reply
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:29 am

no idea why these all started.. BUT I LOVE EM! hahaha


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Unread postby Mecham » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:27 pm

Chuck Norris is only 5' tall.......



On Tuesday's he is 9' tall
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Unread postby LHSpolevault » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:30 pm

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

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If ever you have a day when you feel that the gods are against you, just be glad that Chuck Norris isn't.
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