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10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:51 pm
by Lord of the Poles
Found this as my friend Michelle's away message...she's a pole vaulter from the eastern part of MA...
10 reasons to date a pole vaulter
10. we know how to handle a big pole
9. we are used to going up & down
8. we're very strong
7. we work well under pressure
6. tight uniforms
5. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
4. we're always in control
3. we have perfect hip rotation
2. we put the pole in the box
1. we get great penetration
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:51 pm
by blazerunner121
its either sex or getting high on drugs.
Re: 10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:37 pm
by RoySloppy
Lord of the Poles wrote:Found this as my friend Michelle's away message...she's a pole vaulter from the eastern part of MA...
10 reasons to date a pole vaulter
10. we know how to handle a big pole
9. we are used to going up & down
8. we're very strong
7. we work well under pressure
6. tight uniforms
5. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
4. we're always in control
3. we have perfect hip rotation
2. we put the pole in the box
1. we get great penetration
its funny cause not all vaulters have all these qualities these lists always make me laugh, cause like the crappy vaulters dont do all those things (not saying i do them all either)
Re: 10 Reasons to Date a Pole Vaulter
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:50 pm
by Beam
Lord of the Poles wrote:Found this as my friend Michelle's away message...she's a pole vaulter from the eastern part of MA...
10 reasons to date a pole vaulter
10. we know how to handle a big pole
9. we are used to going up & down
8. we're very strong
7. we work well under pressure
6. tight uniforms
5. we are willing to sacrifice our bodies
4. we're always in control
3. we have perfect hip rotation
2. we put the pole in the box
1. we get great penetration
Hey, I date a pole vaulter and she does all of these things!
SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:53 pm
by Bruce Caldwell
#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL
Re: SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:27 pm
by Skyin' Brian
ESSX wrote:#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL
that is sad but true
Re: SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:50 pm
by rainbowgirl28
ESSX wrote:#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL
I think this should be a requirement of any guy I date, pole vaulter or not
Re: SOMEONE to carry your poles LOL
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:32 am
by CowtownPV
ESSX wrote:#1 reason to date a polevaulter ladies is to get a guy who will carry your poles to and from the meets GRIN
LOL
I thought the women wanted to be treated as equals!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:46 pm
by Scott Go Pre
Three other Reasons to date a pole vaulter:
1. We have longer poles!
2. We get our pole up quicker!
3. We always clean when finished!
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:12 pm
by Lord of the Poles
LOL...nice additions Scott
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:21 pm
by ArodPV
wow.. i love pole vault people.
IM me!
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:06 pm
by Scott Go Pre
Two other reasons to date a vaulter:
You know when we are done
We always try to reach new heights