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Lord of the Poles · Unread postby **Lord of the Poles** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:29 pm

yea, I'm going to say something like that... when I get the chance

Peepers PV · Unread postby **Peepers PV** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:03 am

that annoying, repetitive sound that you're hearing in the background as you read this thread is the sound of a bullwhip- in case you couldn't pinpoint it lol

basically what's going on here, is that you are compromising your happiness to satisfy your girlfriend's almost borderline obsessive outlook on education... so wait, i don't get it- how do you come out ahead with that one?

think about it this way:
how many years are you in college? how many times will you go to class in those years? now calculate the percentage of class missed because of reno- not too significant

Peepers PV · Unread postby **Peepers PV** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:06 am

i wonder if your gf is making this big deal out of reno because of other reasons, like she doesn't want you to leave town, she wants to assert her beleifs to gain some control over things. i don't know your situation... so really i'm just adding another thing to talk about...? maybe...? or perhaps not...

toki · Unread postby **toki** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:48 pm

seriously peepers. I think that you have this down to an art. I think that you should make helping people your profession.. you do a darn good job!

I tried the math, it hurt my head. Basically.. JUST GO TO RENO!

SlickVT · Unread postby **SlickVT** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 12:52 pm

Well, I am known as a ladies man, so heres some professional advice. You have a couple choices:

1. Drop her like the preverbial "bad habit"

2. Tell her you are going and if she gets mad, you will be mad right back for making you mad. This will boggle her mind.

3. Tell her if she gets mad because you are going you will utilize the little pamphlets that are everywhere in Reno and Vegas.

4. Go, and if she gets mad, every time she tries to start a fight, break down crying to make her feel bad.

5. Right before you go, buy flowers, make dinner, light some candles and elegantly slap her square in the grill.

6. Give her the choice: You either go with her blessing, or you are going to go and vault naked with her face tatooed across your left butt cheek.

... or the best choice:

7. Dump her and hook up with a pole vaulter chick. Yeah.

If anymore advice is needed, please feel free to PM me.

PS Just so no one flips out on me, I am joking... Kinda...

breaker · Unread postby **breaker** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:12 pm

SlickVT wrote:7. Dump her and hook up with a pole vaulter chick. Yeah.

ha, yes!!! we vaulting chicks are uber neat, listen to SlickVT...

toki · Unread postby **toki** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:25 pm

I would like to say the slickVT.. you are my new favorite person!

I really havent laughed so hard reading a post. :yes:

way to go.. and

yeah... us pole vaulting chiks are awesome. so take his last advice!!!!! hah

Robert schmitt · Unread postby **Robert schmitt** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:01 pm

Things sound a little one sided not in your favor. What happens when you miss classes because you qualified for nationals?

Lord of the Poles · Unread postby **Lord of the Poles** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:32 pm

well, one of the first questions she asked was if any one else from my school was going, so perhaps if that was a yes, that would make all the difference. but alas, it was a no.

VTechVaulter · Unread postby **VTechVaulter** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:39 am

this is possibly the saddest most pathetic thing ive ever heard. your in h.s right? your not married, most likely you will not be married, and even if you were/are/whatever, piss her off anyway. its not like its a weekly thing anyway.

Unread postby **rainbowgirl28** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:17 am

Lord of the Poles wrote:well, one of the first questions she asked was if any one else from my school was going, so perhaps if that was a yes, that would make all the difference. but alas, it was a no.

Hoogasian should be there though. He's on the pole vault development staff.

Lord of the Poles · Unread postby **Lord of the Poles** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:51 am

yea, but Hoogie isn't part of my school. haha. But yea, I talked to him at beach vault and he said he might be going this year, he doesn't know yet.

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