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- Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:55 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Chuck Norris
- Replies: 89
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God vs. Chuck
When God said "Let there be light!" Chuck said, "Say please".
- Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:52 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Chuck Norris
- Replies: 89
- Views: 100328
Chuck
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the Thanksgiving turkey, Chuck then proceeded to go out and catch a live turkey, eat it whole and then vomited it perfectly cooked with cranberry juice and gravy. When his wife asked him how he did it, he promptly roundhouse kicked her to the face and said "never ques...